The New-Free Church of Scotland

 Our Mission


 We've been doing this a while...

Many many moons ago, we sat down and looked at the perks of each of the 'main' religions of the world, and picked our favourite parts. We wanted to have our cake and eat it... so, we did. One could argue we're a super religion (like the Travelling Wilbury's of the church world). Unlike some of the other 'super religions' and whatever titles they may presume, we aren't completely mad and uptight. We simply don't care what you do or who you are, as long as you're not harming anyone. Most churches are just all about everything religion. However, our main focus is community-driven activities and games nights.

In line with these beliefs, our bible simply offers guidance for almost any situation, whilst not being the same size, weight, or thickness as the typical Argos catalogue. Our pocket bible is available to members both new and old.

Weddings, Christenings, and Funerals

At the time of writing, one must have completed all the necessary paperwork for their marriage in line with Scottish laws. A minister from our Church can only oversee proceedings of the service itself.

Additionally, we also can do christenings should you wish to book one of our ministers for such an event. We also specialise in funerals... putting the 'fun' into funeral!

 Legal Malarkey

The New-Free Church of Scotland and its subsidiaries are not responsible for your own idiocy and the actions of our members do not reflect or represent the views held by the New-Free Church of Scotland.

The New-Free Church of Scotland is also not responsible for the actions of our partners. We make sure to follow the Data Protection Act 1998, the Computer Misuse Act 1990, and other acts applicable under Scottish and European law.

In short, we're not responsible for you making a mess of things.

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